CATSEXUAL VS. KREAYSHAWN

(OH YES AFRICAN AMERICAN MAN, you fulfill your stereotype, and you run faster towards the finish line than the white males and females that are running behind you! You know why he can do this? Not because he’s an African American, its because he’s a WINNER)

We here at GOLD LION don’t believe in the word “quitting”. It’s not because we don’t understand the meaning of the word, like other words such as “hemoglobin”, its just that we don’t believe in what the word “quitting” stands for.
According to Dictionary.com the word “quitting” is a verb, and is defined as:

“To Quit: To depart from; leave, To Give Up”

And here is the word being used in a sentence to further help clarify the definition.

“You and I are on the point of quitting the theater of our exploits” (some pretty deep shit huh?)

So for example, if you’re trying to become a raging drug addict by the ripe old age of 25, we here at GOLD LION encourage you to not quite your dreams of becoming a Lindsey Lohan wannabe after only one stint in rehab! GRAB THAT CRACK PIPE OUT OF HER BUTT HOLE AND PURSUE YOUR DREAMS MISS THANG!

Furthermore, whoever brought on this theory of “hitting it and quitting it” must have been smoking too much of that devils lettuce. Because honestly, just like a good piece of flame broiled meat, why give up a good salmon filet or beef kabob after only one sexually explicit tasting?

Just ziplock that shit up and put it in the freezer until next winter when your loins are aching for another quarter ponder of meat to snack on.

GOLD LION:
HELPING QUITTERS BECOME WINNERS!